import Geeksta.*;

Scene: A mol. bio. gurl is bent over cutting out a gel to make it 'permanent', for scanning later on.

Mol. Bio. guy: (glances down from his high bench) Lets make a double helix.

Mol. Bio. gurl: Lets restrict it to just a simulation.

Mol. Bio. guy: My place.

Royal stag nacht

Yesterday night was crazy.

15 mins ago...

Cheers

Lecture halls too obey the Beer-Lambert Law.

Time to put gimp on windows. Will now boot ubuntu only after its newest release. Hate doing it though. Gimping is such a debian thing.

Inbox

Frequency of checking your mail = f ( joblessness ) + C

Scene III

CS has its own uses.

Behind the scene:
Kir2.1
Yankee
PT
Duds

P.S. Grrr...

Nasty over Curly of Oster

Arrogance of a fruitfly worker is a trait determined by the genotype of D. melanogaster.

Culture Curry

Cultured neurons is maggi.

Fly Interrupted: Scene II

Act I

A balding biochemist in his thirties. Lab. door shut behind him. Descends down the stairs. A racquet in his hand. A fellow worker asks about his bike keys...


Biochemist: Shit man! I've to put teflon coating on the bike. But my cloning did not work.
Fellow: You don't deserve a teflon coating.
Biochemist: Hmmm

Both walk away from the institute building heading for the badminton court while they praise the b'lore weather.

abbr. lol: Laughs Out Loud

How many times do you actually lol when you lol ?

Chick Flight

A pretty chick will always be found accompanied by another hot chick. This is to minimize drag and maximize lift.

P.S.: Sympotein hangover.

Boomer

Yet another fly lab scene:

Act 1:

ElSudCampeador: (chewing gum) Hey webrat want some gum?
Webrat: (euphoric) Wow! Chewing gum. Sure. (gleefully accepts, starts chewing).
Chaos: What man (grunts), you will wow at anything. Even chewing gum! (evil laughter)
Webrat: Well not at every kind of chewing gum; for instance me wont wow at glia.
Chaos: (dumbfounded) Hee. (back to his photoshopping, brain 101. Glial screen)

Webrat and ElSud burst into laughter.

P.S.: ElSudcampeador later asserted that he too had CG after a long time. Unlike Scotty, a chewing gum person.

Sympotein 2: Opening Slide (beta)

Bumper

Even an atomic nucleus is not really smooth when you get to know him closely.

First Law

If it is in the fly it will be solved.

Unfortunately, nobody can be told what the cortex is...

The cortex is smart enough to fool itself.

Whiskers

I wish the mouse had balancers.
I wish mouse could be made in 10 days.
I wish mouse had larval stages.
I wish it hatched out of eggs.
And there was fly!

Troll

Spare Drosophila melanogaster from pull downs. It doesn't really enjoy Westerns either. Yeasts love biochemistry.

"Ashte", me.