Damn!

All's due to bloody oxytocin!

Malibu

Dr. Majumder: Didn't have enough cash for the rum. Bought this wine instead. A free glass on Madeera.
w3br@t: Cool man.
Dr. Majumder: You will inherit my glasses.

*laughter*

Lin Al for a Penny

Postulate: Geek is a subspace of Rn.
Conjencture: Sheldon, Leonard, Koothrappali and Howard are a basis of the geek subspace.

Half Done

Klichhedd

kill!

Dog works in mysterious ways

If a dog can fetch, don't expect him to spell fetch too.

just Proud :D

The Stem Cell Series

1. What did the dorsal stem cell say to the ventral stem cell?
   ans. "I'll be back!"
2. What did the neuronal stem cell say to the non-neuronal stem cell?
   ans. "Mind it!"

Sources: Various. :D

Your neighbourhood is what?

Aaj mere pass flies hai, mere pass assay hai, mere pass bose hai, mere pass java hai, mere pass python hai, mere pass jsp hai, mere pass matlab hai, mere pass badminton hai, mere pass UT hai, mere pass stipend hai, mere pass cycle hai, mere pass GKVK hai, mere pass stamina hai, mere pass laptop hai, mere pass dost hai, mere pass seinfeld season 4 hai, star trek ke first 29 episodes hai, mere pass ...
tere pass kya hai ? pause

Eta pagol ! Ma ki tere eka?

Real Orange

What is a crush anyways? I don't get it.

White Condensate

Cloud 9 is the ninth puff.

Emergence

Pauli's exclusion holds, even in loos.

Windsor Pub

Stony stony night.

Beat root

Everytime you "skip" a beat does it mean you will never get it back!

White, small and cheap

Who stole my mp3 player ?

Ehthereality

Mind ain't mystic, it's non-deterministic.

iWant Plus (new and improved)

a. an Arduino











b. a 3GS

c. an FZ16

iWant

Bought Bose earphones. Been using them for sometime now. I hate wires. Bluetooth (my M9) doesn't deliver that kind of output. A solution is needed. Bose + mobility, a seamless experience. When?

Geometric algebra

Elsudcampeador: When Einstein was scribbling zeroes into an equation some guy comes along and puts a dot in two and grins. Thats the difference between a true genius and laymen.
W3br@t: Plus laymen get laid, often.

evil laffter

Recurse()

Assignment 8.2
Question
"

A typical neuron needs ~100 nearly simultaneous inputs to trigger an action potential. It connects to about 10,000 other neurons. Why might this situation lead to epilepsy? How does brain circuity avoid it?
Hint: Let x% of neurons be active, in a network with y% probability that any given neuron connects to any other given neuron.

Answer: By trying to actually answer this question. By settling for a qualitative (gyan) solution.

Dream in the Shell

Saw the movie Ghost in the Shell. First one followed by its sequel. Wouldn't it be really cool to have some test of physical reality? Just a thought.

Overdose

Dev D.

import Geeksta.*;

Scene: A mol. bio. gurl is bent over cutting out a gel to make it 'permanent', for scanning later on.

Mol. Bio. guy: (glances down from his high bench) Lets make a double helix.

Mol. Bio. gurl: Lets restrict it to just a simulation.

Mol. Bio. guy: My place.

Royal stag nacht

Yesterday night was crazy.

15 mins ago...