Something

JLT.

Neo F. Darwin

cH@oS: Check out these OSes. They were once competitors of the MS. And they were not too bad.
ElSudCampeador: What do you mean??
w3Br@t: Its called Natural Selection.
cH@oS: Hey that's not it!
w3Br@t: What do you think, God made MS ??
ElSudCampeador: Un-intelligent design.

evil laffter

Turning on, The Wall

cH@oS: Faces the wall, up close. Toggles a switchboard endlessly.

Evolve

From dawn to dust.

S.I.

Its hard to maintain ones standards. So just keep low standards.

Greenpeas

Grass on the other side is probably AstroTurf.

Totem

w3bR@t: You know what! Scotty suggested we should get a dart board for the new sports complex.
ElSudCampeador: Hmmm :) Like they have in Quark's.
w3bR@t: Yeah :) Its a cool idea man!
ElSudCampeador: It was initially my idea.
w3bR@t: Sala! Tune toh Scotty ka inception kar diya! :D
ElSudCampeador: No, I just told him.


loud laughter

Add-on

If King Arthur had a pop-up blocker installed he would have never found Excalibur.

G.A.B.A.

More inhibited than a GAD1>trpA1 fly at 30C !

:D

The Sixth Smell

Smell lies in the air of the beholder.

- Ajeeb Babu

Damned bug!

IndexError: list index out of range exception!

all the time

Albendazole

Too much of Maggots! Took a de-worming pill last night.

On mysosin V, allegedly

Yankee (a Drosophila muscle scientist): Sab myo hai.

Reflex

Q. How does a cute tamilian girl tell a cockroach to get lost?
A. Arthropoda.

Botany

Its great to be a good taxonomist because there aren't many good taxonomists around.