"What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about your senses, that you feel, taste, smell, or see, then all you're talking about are electrical signals interpreted by your brain." - Morpheus, The Matrix, 1999.
Friday, August 22, 2008
Nasty over Curly of Oster
Arrogance of a fruitfly worker is a trait determined by the genotype of D. melanogaster.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Fly Interrupted: Scene II
Act I
A balding biochemist in his thirties. Lab. door shut behind him. Descends down the stairs. A racquet in his hand. A fellow worker asks about his bike keys...
Biochemist: Shit man! I've to put teflon coating on the bike. But my cloning did not work.
Fellow: You don't deserve a teflon coating.
Biochemist: Hmmm
Both walk away from the institute building heading for the badminton court while they praise the b'lore weather.
A balding biochemist in his thirties. Lab. door shut behind him. Descends down the stairs. A racquet in his hand. A fellow worker asks about his bike keys...
Biochemist: Shit man! I've to put teflon coating on the bike. But my cloning did not work.
Fellow: You don't deserve a teflon coating.
Biochemist: Hmmm
Both walk away from the institute building heading for the badminton court while they praise the b'lore weather.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Chick Flight
A pretty chick will always be found accompanied by another hot chick. This is to minimize drag and maximize lift.
P.S.: Sympotein hangover.
P.S.: Sympotein hangover.
Thursday, August 07, 2008
Boomer
Yet another fly lab scene:
Act 1:
ElSudCampeador: (chewing gum) Hey webrat want some gum?
Webrat: (euphoric) Wow! Chewing gum. Sure. (gleefully accepts, starts chewing).
Chaos: What man (grunts), you will wow at anything. Even chewing gum! (evil laughter)
Webrat: Well not at every kind of chewing gum; for instance me wont wow at glia.
Chaos: (dumbfounded) Hee. (back to his photoshopping, brain 101. Glial screen)
Webrat and ElSud burst into laughter.
P.S.: ElSudcampeador later asserted that he too had CG after a long time. Unlike Scotty, a chewing gum person.
Act 1:
ElSudCampeador: (chewing gum) Hey webrat want some gum?
Webrat: (euphoric) Wow! Chewing gum. Sure. (gleefully accepts, starts chewing).
Chaos: What man (grunts), you will wow at anything. Even chewing gum! (evil laughter)
Webrat: Well not at every kind of chewing gum; for instance me wont wow at glia.
Chaos: (dumbfounded) Hee. (back to his photoshopping, brain 101. Glial screen)
Webrat and ElSud burst into laughter.
P.S.: ElSudcampeador later asserted that he too had CG after a long time. Unlike Scotty, a chewing gum person.
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