Friday, August 22, 2008

Nasty over Curly of Oster

Arrogance of a fruitfly worker is a trait determined by the genotype of D. melanogaster.

Culture Curry

Cultured neurons is maggi.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Fly Interrupted: Scene II

Act I

A balding biochemist in his thirties. Lab. door shut behind him. Descends down the stairs. A racquet in his hand. A fellow worker asks about his bike keys...


Biochemist: Shit man! I've to put teflon coating on the bike. But my cloning did not work.
Fellow: You don't deserve a teflon coating.
Biochemist: Hmmm

Both walk away from the institute building heading for the badminton court while they praise the b'lore weather.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

abbr. lol: Laughs Out Loud

How many times do you actually lol when you lol ?

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Chick Flight

A pretty chick will always be found accompanied by another hot chick. This is to minimize drag and maximize lift.

P.S.: Sympotein hangover.

Thursday, August 07, 2008

Boomer

Yet another fly lab scene:

Act 1:

ElSudCampeador: (chewing gum) Hey webrat want some gum?
Webrat: (euphoric) Wow! Chewing gum. Sure. (gleefully accepts, starts chewing).
Chaos: What man (grunts), you will wow at anything. Even chewing gum! (evil laughter)
Webrat: Well not at every kind of chewing gum; for instance me wont wow at glia.
Chaos: (dumbfounded) Hee. (back to his photoshopping, brain 101. Glial screen)

Webrat and ElSud burst into laughter.

P.S.: ElSudcampeador later asserted that he too had CG after a long time. Unlike Scotty, a chewing gum person.